The Most Hilarious Wedding Invitation Wording and Samples That Will Make Your Guests Laugh Part Two

We've compiled a collection of some unique wedding invitation wordings. Examine the following example invitations to see if you can come up with a creative sentence for your invitations:  

• Join us on (Date) to watch the first-ever answer to the question, "When are you having kids?"  
• Will the guy pull a Ross and forget the bride's name? Oh, no! Take a seat at our wedding to see whether there will be any drama.  
• We're going to share a lot of corny stuff on social media. Will you be able to witness us perform it live on (Date)?  
• Do you want free drinks? The place to be is at our wedding.  
• I was a cool vanilla, and she was hot chocolate fudge.  
• A well-known recipe for the finest dessert in the world!  
• Please join us as we celebrate love (and food!) for one another.  

Quotes for Wedding Invitations That Are Funny  

Include some amusing quips on your wedding invitations. Here are some of the funniest quotes you may put on the invitation card:  

• Marriage has the difficulty of ending every night after making love and having to be reconstructed every morning before breakfast. Gabriel Garca Márquez  
• My spouse and I have never discussed divorce... Sometimes murder occurs, but never divorce. — Joyce Brothers, M.D.  
• The nicest part about getting married is the tax savings. – Unknown  
• Marriage entails more than just spiritual oneness; it also entails remembering to take out the garbage. — Joyce Brothers, M.D.  
• It is sometimes necessary for a husband and wife to argue so that they may get to know each other better. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe was a German author from the 18th century.  
• The four most vital words in a happy marriage: "I'll wash the dishes." – Unknown  
• Even if I am completely winning, I swear not to keep track. — Not known